youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
my poor anus
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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