She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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