The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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