I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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