Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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