Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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