Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.