Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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