I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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