I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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