I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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