New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My vagina is officially offended.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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