can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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