I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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