I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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