OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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