he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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