Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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