I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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