You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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