I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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