David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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