I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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