Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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