Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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