Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize