Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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