Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
