Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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