Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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