I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
