He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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