so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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