I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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