do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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