I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
