She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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