But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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