We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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