508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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