what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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