He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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