I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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