i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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