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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey

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• (516): View more from New York

  My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.

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  Youre getting too old for this

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool

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  We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern

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• (212): View more from New York

  You're the only person not starstruck by him

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were assless. I wore assless football pants.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS

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  and their significant others

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  AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.

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