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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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(607): If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock. http://tfl.nu/sga2

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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.

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(805): Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die. http://tfl.nu/cdvk

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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.

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(604): The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen. http://tfl.nu/dzvp

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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.

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(786): I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS. http://tfl.nu/52c3

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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(336): Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid. http://tfl.nu/ga4m

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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point

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(660): I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point http://tfl.nu/7cy0

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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage

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(513): both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage http://tfl.nu/uqc7

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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night

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(262): some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night http://tfl.nu/wjmk

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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!

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(402): Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?! http://tfl.nu/bwn3

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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(850): Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am. http://tfl.nu/2bm2

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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.

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(318): As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right. http://tfl.nu/x0n7

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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.

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(587): Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is. http://tfl.nu/4v3e

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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.

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(603): pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning. http://tfl.nu/ar70

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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.

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Denial, avoidance and beer.

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(312): Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013. (312): Denial, avoidance and beer. http://tfl.nu/o423

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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?

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(336): Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex? http://tfl.nu/6zbe

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