Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"