Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.

(803): View more from South Carolina

He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.

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(703): View more from Virginia

my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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(904): View more from Florida

watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..

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(678): View more from Georgia

We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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(949): View more from California

you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.

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(404): View more from Georgia

The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?

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(510): View more from California

Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.

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