Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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