Whod you bang
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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