I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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