i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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