Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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