she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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