i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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