i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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