We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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