I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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